Thursday, April 9, 2009

Welcome!

An example of one of our silly stories:

Once upon a time there was a girl named Millie who lived in a castle. She loved to sing and dance. She was a pretty young girl and she had long brown hair and pale blue eyes. Unfortunately, she got eaten by a dragon and her prince had to get her out. Her prince was named Ross. Millie doesn't actually like Ross, though because he is an arrogant fool.

Millie was hanging out inside the dragon one day when she realized that life wasn't actually so bad. She never had to do chores anymore and Ross didn't come over and bug her. Well, the prince got a giant laxative, went to the dragon's cave and came back out two hours later. The princess came running out of the cave running for her life. The laxative made the dragon very tired, so he went to bed forever.

The princess and the prince hugged each other and the prince killed her because she smelled so bad.

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